Yesterday, I decided to pamper myself a little bit. I went and got my hair trimmed. My hair, overall, is kind of a mess. The thinning out that was done almost a year ago is now growing back in and it’s just… well it was a bad idea. But I don’t regret it because at the time, I was fully ready to just shave my head.
Again.
Anyway, from there I went to a random nail salon and got a pedicure. My toes are purple! FINE. My toe nails are purple. But I like saying that my toes are purple. Then things got awkward. I don’t know if the woman doing my feet realized what she was doing or what was going through her head. Maybe she watches too much porn. But suddenly she went from massaging my leg to massing my foot to rubbing my foot to… well she looked like she was trying to give me a handjob. On my foot. In my head, I was like “…” and then suddenly she looks up at me with the weirdest expression like she was trying to be sultry and licked her upper lip and proceeded to ask if it felt good.
UHM.
AWKWARD.
Seriously?
So back to my happy place I go: I HAZ PURPLE TOES.
Stay Classy, Internets.
♡ Kristen
